Farm girls fit the following:
- Aren't afraid of snakes.
- Can walk on gravel in bare feet.
- Understand what it means when someone says 'Your barley is starting to top out.'
- Don't shriek when a bird flies up right in front of them.
- Change into the left lane to turn into the drive.
- Know the names of different types of tractors.
- Make lists before they go into town.
- Don't forget their lists when they go into town.
- Buy everything in town in one trip.
City girls fit the following:
- Are afraid of snakes. And run like crazy women when someone chases them with one.
- Can't walk on gravel in bare feet. Tries it and whine the entire time.
- Have no clue what it means when someone says 'Your barley is starting to top out.' Don't really even know what barley looks like.
- Shrieks and nearly wets self when bird flies up right in front of them.
- Calls tractors 'tractors'. Knows that the green ones are John Deere. Right?
- Makes incomplete list before going into town.
- Forgets incomplete list when leaving for town.
- Buys only part of items on incomplete list in town.
Can you guess which profile I fit? However, learning to live in the country is far better than living in town any day.
Country life is awesome because:
- There's no sounds. Except farm trucks and birds and crickets and frogs.
- The air smells good.
- I have a yard.
- I have a view.
- The nearest neighbors are a mile away.
- No one can see into my windows just by looking out theirs.
- Its dark at night.
- We have a pond.
- And a creek.
- And a river.
- And trees.
- I can say 'I'm going into town.' It just sounds cooler than 'I'm running to Albertson's'
I love my new life. Now, if I can just find a job...
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